Month: January 2017

Please, please, please! NintenDon’t F**k This up!

Boris & Nigel have a lot to answer for. I didn’t get too upset about the £300 million that didn’t go to the NHS every week because there was no point at which I ever believed that was actually going to happen. I am on an almost daily basis both vexxed and dismayed by the scandalous affront […]

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New Year. New SLAP!

First thing fucking first: This post is not the result of a new year’s resolution. Fuck new year’s resolutions! Stop setting yourself up for such public displays of failure and disappointment, people. You’re better than that! The Turkey’s finished, the parties are over and – assuming you even managed to get any time off in […]

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