The launch of the Xbox One was a certified disaster. There was no way back then that I would recommend the One to anyone who was looking to make the leap to the next generation. That was, however, five years ago. And things done changed since then.Read More XBox Game Pass: Netflix for games?
Like YOU’VE never been wrong before…Read More Nintendo: Credit where credit is due…
I had an early night last night. I woke up on time and cracked on with my morning. I took a shit, had a shower, got dressed, and then I made my lunch for the day: Corned beef, goat’s cheese and coleslaw on seeded batch if you’re interested – I recommend Coleman’s Mustard Sauce for […]Read More When you can, but also fully cannot be arsed…
A REAAAL long time coming, but I finally published a short story up here.
Its a quick ting; three hours of my life I ain’t getting back, but have a look; it might be alright, still…Read More Untitled: 17/08/2017
It’s a madness to me how much the Xbox One both did and also did not flop during its first three years on the market. It was MicroSoft’s race to lose for sure, and with their confusing messaging that paired a clunky voice focused interface with a transparent attempt to replace your cable box ahead of […]Read More Project Scorpio: Xbox’s Great Green Hype
I kept my word everyone! I didn’t spend over three hundred pounds just to play one game. Yay! I’m not saying I didn’t think about it: a quick glance at Zelda: Breath Of The Wild’s Metacritic page reveals a current cumulative score of 97%! Plus the Nintendo Switch itself is brand spanking new, both in […]Read More Early-Onset Genre Fatigue
For some reason Wednesday has become my primary writing day, and I’m really not happy about that. I’m unhappy because it is also by far the busiest day of my week. I have next to nothing planned for tomorrow, and I did nothing of any particular value yesterday either. A more organised, more disciplined version […]Read More The Itch™
Boris & Nigel have a lot to answer for. I didn’t get too upset about the £300 million that didn’t go to the NHS every week because there was no point at which I ever believed that was actually going to happen. I am on an almost daily basis both vexxed and dismayed by the scandalous affront […]Read More Please, please, please! NintenDon’t F**k This up!
First thing fucking first: This post is not the result of a new year’s resolution. Fuck new year’s resolutions! Stop setting yourself up for such public displays of failure and disappointment, people. You’re better than that! The Turkey’s finished, the parties are over and – assuming you even managed to get any time off in […]Read More New Year. New SLAP!
Obituary Moichopari was born on 25th August 1945 in Sophiatown, Johannesburg, and was the eldest of 15 children. His parents were the late Presiding Elder, Reverend Albert Nimrod Tsieco Segwai, and Mrs Tsetsana Mabel Segwai. In 1972 he married Maria Galetshwane Maaroganye, who he had met at school as a teenager in Botswana. He […]Read More Moichopari (Chupi) Vincent Tuelo Clayton Segwai: 25/08/1945 – 16/06/2015