When you can, but also fully cannot be arsed…

I had an early night last night. I woke up on time and cracked on with my morning. I took a shit, had a shower, got dressed, and then I made my lunch for the day: Corned beef, goat's cheese and coleslaw on seeded batch if you're interested - I recommend Coleman's Mustard Sauce for … Continue reading When you can, but also fully cannot be arsed…

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Project Scorpio: Xbox’s Great Green Hype

It's a madness to me how much the Xbox One both did and also did not flop during its first three years on the market. It was MicroSoft's race to lose for sure, and with their confusing messaging that paired a clunky voice focused interface with a transparent attempt to replace your cable box ahead of … Continue reading Project Scorpio: Xbox’s Great Green Hype

New Year. New SLAP!

First thing fucking first: This post is not the result of a new year's resolution. Fuck new year's resolutions! Stop setting yourself up for such public displays of failure and disappointment, people. You're better than that! The Turkey's finished, the parties are over and - assuming you even managed to get any time off in … Continue reading New Year. New SLAP!