Please, please, please! NintenDon’t F**k This up!

Boris & Nigel have a lot to answer for. I didn't get too upset about the £300 million that didn't go to the NHS every week because there was no point at which I ever believed that was actually going to happen. I am on an almost daily basis both vexxed and dismayed by the scandalous affront … Continue reading Please, please, please! NintenDon’t F**k This up!

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New Year. New SLAP!

First thing fucking first: This post is not the result of a new year's resolution. Fuck new year's resolutions! Stop setting yourself up for such public displays of failure and disappointment, people. You're better than that! The Turkey's finished, the parties are over and - assuming you even managed to get any time off in … Continue reading New Year. New SLAP!

Moichopari (Chupi) Vincent Tuelo Clayton Segwai: 25/08/1945 – 16/06/2015

  Obituary Moichopari was born on 25th August 1945 in Sophiatown, Johannesburg, and was the eldest of 15 children. His parents were the late Presiding Elder, Reverend Albert Nimrod Tsieco Segwai, and Mrs Tsetsana Mabel Segwai. In 1972 he married Maria Galetshwane Maaroganye, who he had met at school as a teenager in Botswana. He … Continue reading Moichopari (Chupi) Vincent Tuelo Clayton Segwai: 25/08/1945 – 16/06/2015

The Console Is (Not Quite) Dead! The Future Of Gaming Is Now(Ish)!

A few years ago, a few friends and I queued up for the future. We were at the EuroGamer Expo at Earl Court in London, where a now defunct company called OnLive were demonstrating a new type of streaming technology. It allowed gamers access to a range of current and popular games, running at a … Continue reading The Console Is (Not Quite) Dead! The Future Of Gaming Is Now(Ish)!

Virtual Reality: The Next Big Thing™ (and why it’s destined to fail)!

I'm one of those weird people who actually like watching things in 3D. I have a 3DTV, and I’ll always happily put down the extra couple of quid at the cinema, to have things fly out of the screen and slap me on the face. I’ve never tried watching a film with dBox - where … Continue reading Virtual Reality: The Next Big Thing™ (and why it’s destined to fail)!

Superfluous One Tap Quick Time Events

"By the way, If anyone here is a Superfluous, One Tap Quick Time Event, kill yourself." - Bill Hicks.   I don't mind most Quick Time Events. I've even completed a God Of War game. In fact, one of my most memorable moments in gaming came towards the end of Metal Gear Solid 4: The … Continue reading Superfluous One Tap Quick Time Events

I feel like a dog with a chemistry set…

This is hard! Seriously. I'm not entirely sure what I'm doing with all this web editing stuff, I'm trying to produce new content AND I'm currently unemployed. Plus more life stuff I don't really feel needs to be shared on the internet. Where ever that is... Still; the main thing is that I'm working on … Continue reading I feel like a dog with a chemistry set…